why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching
dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay
look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself
fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my
BLOOD CIRCLE
So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.
I love tumblr because you’ll see a beautiful poetic text post cross your dash saying something like “when two characters loathe each other but only because they perceive the self in the other, a jagged reflection whose gaze they cannot meet. They circle one another eternally like spiral galaxies, and neither will ever be able to admit that they understand the other better than anyone else they’ve ever known🌌”
And then you read the tags your mutual put on it and they’re “#SO true #this is Glomgold and Scrooge McDuck fr🥺” and you have to go about your day and deal with that
Meredith only naming Hawke champion because she thought he would soon die of his grievous and horrific injuries and she’d get to use the honoring of him as PR for herself but that fucker didn’t even die
Meredith, through her teeth: what a pleasant surprise…champion…
Hawke, lighting his pipe with magic in the middle of a busy Hightown morning: ain’t it just?
Also, if you’ve taken more than a high school economics course taught by someone who has never stepped foot in a college economics class,
Giving $500 to poor people multiplies it REALLY FAST. That $500 immediately goes into the economy and ripples more purchases until it hits a rich pocket.
Giving $500 to a billionaire takes $500 out of the economy permenantly. You could have set it on fire and made no difference.
That is such an important part of the conversation that rich people seem to purposefully misunderstand whenever it’s brought up
Money exists to be spent, not hoarded. Yes, people should have saving, but no one should be sitting on a pile of money too big to spend in a single lifetime. “The economy” as a concept only works if people are spending money, and the people hoarding the money are so quick to blame the people who barely have any when the economy starts to fail
Having a big string of numbers in an offshore account doesnt make you an economic genius, it makes you a parasite that is ruining the economy for everyone else
my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
being a Donald Duck comics fan sucks so bad because literally everyone knows about Donald Duck but no one knows your Donald Duck. not even other Donald Duck comics fans. You’ll be like “my favorite is the one where-” and describe a comic by a Finnish artist that was printed once in 2003 and only released in Scandinavia except for that one time it got printed in Taiwan in 2010, and your fellow fan you’re talking to will be like “wow that sounds cool, don’t think I’ve read it though” and the conversation stops there because neither of you have read the same comics. only way you can be sure you’re talking about the same comic is if you mention Don Rosa, but that conversation won’t go anywhere because you’ll just nod sagely and agree that “The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck” is the greatest achievement in comic history and stop there because you’ve had this conversation with 10 other Donald Duck fans before. You really can’t win.
I distinctly remember talking to my best friend when we were like 15 and she mentioned her favorite character was Fethry and I went “who’s Fethry????” because she only read the Donald Duck Pocket books (that feature more Italian comic artists) and I was an avid Donald Duck Weekly Magazine reader (which features more Nordic and American comic artists) so we were just used to completely different characters being the Donald Duck Supporting Cast. Donald Duck is like Europe’s Spider-Man. It’s wild out here.
